I'm a sick bastard. I don't imagine that is a secret to anyone. I find amusement in some strange places. One of them is the show 1,000 Ways To Die on the, generally geared towards men, television network "Spike". It was suggested to me by Netflix, and like so many things they suggest to me,... Continue Reading →
Basking and Gushing
I returned from BizarroCon 2011 last night and fell into bed, exhausted and on a high that only BizarroCon can provide. It's so fucking refreshing. I am absolutely smitten with each and every person who attended and honored to be a part of such a diverse, interesting, creative and warm group of people. I was... Continue Reading →
More Strippers To Look Forward To: Strippers vs Werewolves!
WHAT?! Strippers vs Werewolves?! These people are fucking geniuses! Who doesn't love hot girls covered in blood? It's sort of what slasher films are built on. Gore, boobs, more gore, some full frontal, and MORE GORE! Now, you are going to say to yourself, "Strippers vs Werewolves sounds pretty awesome. But I still need MORE!... Continue Reading →
Everyone Loves a Dead Stripper
It seems that this years NBAS'ers are getting a little antsy. But who could blame us?! We're fucking ecstatic! As much as I want to say "Hey! If you are reading this there is no reason to not buy my book!" the Amazon page has not fully come into its own just yet. The cover... Continue Reading →
The excitement is killing me!
. . .again. BizarroCon 2011! And how excited am I? Even more so than last year! How is that possible? Because THIS year Eraserhead Press will be releasing my first book in the New Bizarro Author Series. Trashland A Go-Go all up in your face! I'd be lying if I said that this wasn't equally... Continue Reading →
Favorite Things: Yeah Yeah Yeahs
What's not to love?! The Yeah Yeahs Yeahs have been rocking my fucking face off in variant degrees of awesomeness for years now. And I can never get enough. Today while listening to them at work, I was moved to make mention of them as one of my "Favorite Things" that I said I would... Continue Reading →
Busy Hands, Happy Projects.
On top of making revisions to Trashland A Go Go (my novella due out this fall/winter.) Bizarro Central, and my day job, I thought I might lend my voice and various opinions to the podcast Love & Sex with Lex. Because Lord knows I need to learn to express my opinions more. Pfffft. . .... Continue Reading →
Overdo Updates Go Here.
It would seem that this space has been pretty neglected. For several months. So, you’re saying to yourself “Constance, what in the world have you been up to? What’s the fucking deal?” I fell off after the holidays. Most of my previous posts were about the build up to BizarroCon 2010. Then my brain was... Continue Reading →
Belated Christmas Fiction.
I had hoped to post this by Christmas. Turns out...the holidays are kind of a busy time. Better late than never. (Plus i needed to put something in this blog, right?) ___________________________________________________________ Asleep in my bed, the sound of the front door latching shut woke me. I lay there, staring off into the shadows that... Continue Reading →
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