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Adventure Blog: SF PRIDE 2013
I’ve somehow managed to break both my laptop and tablet within three days of each other. I also scalded the fuck out of one hand with soup and lodged a bunch of broken glass in the other. Mercury Retrograde is adorable. The point is, I wrote/posted this entire entry from my cell using the WordPress […]
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Rant: The Woman/ Fifth Grade Psychopaths
I watched a film called The Woman last night. While the acting was kind of weak and the story had its flaws, it definitely freaked me the fuck out. Sure, there were two gore scenes (TWO!) that made me wonder if I was going to vomit. A rarity for a gore-hound like myself. But really, […]
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reblog: Henry Rollins as Death
Originally posted on Bizarro Central:
by Constance Ann Fitzgerald Henry Rollins put on his fancy three piece suit to play a more businessman like version of the Grim Reaper. At first I thought it was only awesome because I have crazy Rollins lust. Turns out, it’s just a really cool short flick. -
The Fly (who has nothing to do with Jeff Goldblum)
If you asked the fly, whose life I saved yesterday, about the spider whose legs I broke and crushed before drowning this morning, he wouldn’t believe you. You would tell him how I stepped into the shower and felt eight little legs break under my weight. How I lifted my foot and saw its crippled, […]
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reblog: CREEPS in MoBF
Originally posted on Bizarro Central:
The premier magazine of the bizarro genre. Issue seven features the novella “Noah’s Arkopolis” by David W Barbee short fiction by David Agranoff, Molly Tanzer, Andrew Wayne Adams, Shane McKenzie and Dustin Reade, comics by Andrew Goldfarb and SCAR, articles by Constance Ann Fitzgerald, Carlton Mellick III, Kirsten Alene Pierce,… -
Attack of the Photo Blog: BizarroCon 2012 Edition!
BizarroCon is an annual event held just outside Portland Oregon. Bizarros travel from all over the place to do workshops, attend readings and performances, meet, drink Rose O’Keefe’s amazing beer, talk shop and connect. This year we not only had people from all over the country, but from Spain, Australia and England. We’re going international, […]
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reblog: Vincent Castiglia
Originally posted on Bizarro Central:
by Constance Ann Fitzgerald I’ve been incredibly lazy. I’ve been on the couch or in bed watching tv shows and movies and not doing much else that could be deemed “productive” in any way. Since our stolen cable has officially been shut off, I depend on Netflix to entertain me… -
Six Days, Eighteen Days, ALL the Days.
October 22nd was the 1 year anniversary of the publication of my first novella, Trashland A Go-Go. That’s pretty damn exciting. WHAT a year it’s been! It’s been full of excitement and, more recently, some sadness. But as my year long trial with the New Bizarro Author Series comes to a close, I can’t help […]
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Attack of the Photo Blog: Hyaena Weekend!
This past weekend I was invited to read at the Hyaena Gallery in sunny Burbank California with Andrew Goldfarb, Cody Goodfellow, Mark Leventhal, Laura Lee Bahr and fellow NBAS-ers Michael Allen Rose and Spike Marlowe. “Invited” is a term I use loosely. Really, I was invited to the event by Michael Allen Rose and had […]
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Grimbolina in Stripperland: A Justin Grimbol Adventure
While finishing up my morning correspondence (or…you know, fucking off on facebook) I received a message from my friend and NBAS author Justin Grimbol, who I have vowed to refer to as “Grimbolina” because it makes him sound like a fuzzy pixie, that said “I had a wacky strip club adventure and I thought of […]
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