featuring/co-written by Garrett Cook I love you very much but I’m afraid we can’t do this because you are full of bullet holes I love you, but you’re on fire I love you, but you’re radioactive I love you, but I don’t love you I love you, but I’m actually the girl in middle school... Continue Reading →
Avoid Breaking Hearts, Your Wallet and Being Set on Fire This Valentine’s Day!
As a girl who has never had a legitimate boyfriend or any kind of normal, stable relationship I am not qualified to tell you how to make this the best Valentine's Day ever. But I CAN give you some ideas for gifts that aren't the same old bullshit. Girls love chocolate. I will not dispute... Continue Reading →