“I mean, look at this goddamn mustache. It’s as beautiful and majestic as a bald eagle getting a handjob from the statue of liberty herself. I wouldn’t want to compete with that either.”
“I mean, look at this goddamn mustache. It’s as beautiful and majestic as a bald eagle getting a handjob from the statue of liberty herself. I wouldn’t want to compete with that either.”
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