Tag: valentine’s day
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Attack of the Photo-Blog: Altered Valentine’s Day Cards (now with more creepy love from yours truly!)
My name is Constance Ann Fitzgerald and I’m addicted to Disney Princesses. There, I’ve said it. I’m 26 years old and I still have to talk myself out of purchasing all kinds of trivial items because there is a big fucking Cinderella painted on the side. Or more recently a Belle teacup. I NEEDED it […]
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Avoid Breaking Hearts, Your Wallet and Being Set on Fire This Valentine’s Day!
As a girl who has never had a legitimate boyfriend or any kind of normal, stable relationship I am not qualified to tell you how to make this the best Valentine’s Day ever. But I CAN give you some ideas for gifts that aren’t the same old bullshit. Girls love chocolate. I will not dispute […]