My name is Constance Ann Fitzgerald and I'm addicted to Disney Princesses. There, I've said it. I'm 26 years old and I still have to talk myself out of purchasing all kinds of trivial items because there is a big fucking Cinderella painted on the side. Or more recently a Belle teacup. I NEEDED it... Continue Reading →
Avoid Breaking Hearts, Your Wallet and Being Set on Fire This Valentine’s Day!
As a girl who has never had a legitimate boyfriend or any kind of normal, stable relationship I am not qualified to tell you how to make this the best Valentine's Day ever. But I CAN give you some ideas for gifts that aren't the same old bullshit. Girls love chocolate. I will not dispute... Continue Reading →