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reblog: Vincent Castiglia
Originally posted on Bizarro Central:
by Constance Ann Fitzgerald I’ve been incredibly lazy. I’ve been on the couch or in bed watching tv shows and movies and not doing much else that could be deemed “productive” in any way. Since our stolen cable has officially been shut off, I depend on Netflix to entertain me… -
reblog: the photography of Mariel Clayton
Originally posted on Bizarro Central:
by Constance Ann Fitzgerald When most people think of Barbie they think of something like this: Pink, girly and filled with fashionable sweetness. While that is all well and good for little girls (or older girls clinging to nostalgia) doll photographer Mariel Clayton has some more interesting visuals lined up… -
An Evening with Henry Rollins – 3/29/12
Thursday night my sister and I ate a delicious dinner at the New Yorker, and then hopped in line at the Mystic Theater in Petaluma to see Henry Rollins spoken word performance. The last two times I have gone to see Rollins live, I have had people ask me if he would be performing as […]
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Strip Club Etiquette – Action Figure Therapy
“I mean, look at this goddamn mustache. It’s as beautiful and majestic as a bald eagle getting a handjob from the statue of liberty herself. I wouldn’t want to compete with that either.”
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Attack of the Photo-Blog: Altered Valentine’s Day Cards (now with more creepy love from yours truly!)
My name is Constance Ann Fitzgerald and I’m addicted to Disney Princesses. There, I’ve said it. I’m 26 years old and I still have to talk myself out of purchasing all kinds of trivial items because there is a big fucking Cinderella painted on the side. Or more recently a Belle teacup. I NEEDED it […]
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Avoid Breaking Hearts, Your Wallet and Being Set on Fire This Valentine’s Day!
As a girl who has never had a legitimate boyfriend or any kind of normal, stable relationship I am not qualified to tell you how to make this the best Valentine’s Day ever. But I CAN give you some ideas for gifts that aren’t the same old bullshit. Girls love chocolate. I will not dispute […]